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Apparently my brother is excited in my newfound ascension into hipsterdom. It’s my time now. (in reference to a tweet about how I’m currently living a ‘hipster’ lifestyle.

Hoo boy

• Brian Lindgren, @muxmool (this was in regards to me)

I love skyways! (Nearby the Saint Paul Fuji-ya)

WHAT?

st. pual

You can’t even correctly spell the city you live in? *facepalm*

PSP AND PS3 games for selling

For selling? That doesn’t make sense…

all these games are in good conditions

Cause “conditions” makes sense…,

there are no scratches on the ps3 cds games

I’m willing to let it slide that PS3 discs are not CDs but rather Bluray discs… However, “on the ps3 cds games” makes zero sense grammatically. The following comment about PSP UMDs and their scratches is similar.

NO TRADES ONLY CASHES

Except, right above this, he put: “willing to trade 3 of these games for COD modern warfare 2…….also willing to trade 2 of these games for COD WOW or MW1.” Don’t even get me started on “cashes.” You know this person is a child or something. They’ll do ANYTHING to get their hands on a Call of Duty game, in any capacity. I’d suggest that the parents say no, but then again, he has Ninja Gaiden, which is grossly savage. Maybe they just don’t pay attention?

IF ENTEREST EMAIL ME ON matthew12354@yahoo.com

Yo dog, ever heard of spell check? In any case, I hope no one takes the bait on this garbage.

… I’m looking at your phone.

I love phones, seriously. I’d love to have dozens of phones, swap them out each week for a different one. Use each one to the fullest extent, get a feel for it and know what it’s capable of. There’s a particular thrill I get when I see a European only phone at the mall…, like the European HTC Hero instead of the lame Sprint version. Or even, just being able to identify your phone based on the backside of it while you’re on a call makes me happy. I can only assume that it’s the same thrill a car buff gets when they see some fancy foreign car or something.

Honestly though, when I’m out and about, I am looking at your phone. I don’t care who you are. I’m making judgments on who you are as a person based on the phone you have and how you use it.

• Are you a blonde, twenty something woman with a Blackberry, pink silicone case and possibly rhinestones? You’re a dumb bitch that will never use the phone to it’s potential…, you’re too dumb to get how it works. It is more likely that you don’t care, it’s just an accessory. Just texting and calls for you, but you still pay for that exorbitant data plan.
• What about that fratboy with an iPhone? What apps you got? Beer Pong Free? Myspace? Boobs Lite? That’s it? Wait, you have the stocks icon on the main page still? YOU TOOK SAFARI OFF THE DOCK AND REPLACED IT WITH DIRTY JOKES FREE? Fuck. You’re no better than the dumb bitch.
• So you have a RAZR…, I’m sorry, you’re a lost cause.
• So you’re a texting heavy person, with a full keyboard phone (Seems everyone I know has the pictured, LG Scoop). Gosh, you really know what’s up, right? I mean, the keyboard makes it so easy to ty—- wait, you don’t use the keyboard? You use T9? What the hell is wrong with you?! These quick messaging phones were designed for you!

I wish people could be smart enough to assess their needs and buy a phone and a plan that will actually fit their usage patterns. It’s a trend with technology to be as ignorant as possible. Why spend hundreds of extra dollars (maybe thousands in some cases) over the course of a two year contract on a device you aren’t using! Egggh!

Someday, maybe, I’ll have like eight different phones and I’ll pick the one I want to use that day randomly. That’s living the dream.

I am not a child, but I’m so excited to have gotten this today!!

http://marriedtothesea.com/